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Anonymous asked:
I CAN'T TAKE IT!! I CAN'T TAKE IT WHEN SERGI VISITS PRETTY LANDMARKS WITHOUT ME, HIS TRUE LOVE!! HE MUST NOT BE MY ENEMY IN THE WAR D: I suppose I'll have to fire DJ K1K0 now... UNLESS WE JOIN FORCES WITH SERGI'S KITTEN ARMY TO DEFEAT EVIL GENERAL TELLO! JUST BECAUSE HE'S ONE L AWAY FROM THE GREAT MICHEL TELO DOESN'T MEAN HE DESERVES OUR MERCY! DIIIIIE CRISTIAAAAN
LISTEN, CALM DOWN!!! I HAVE A BRILLIANT PLAN!!!
1. We will break into the Spain NT HQ at night (I know the janitor there, his name is Pablo and he likes daisies). We will find the “OLYMPICS” room and search through Luis Milla’s papers to find his Olympic team call-up sheet, which is a very professional and formal document that looks like this:
And subtly alter its Terms and Conditions to legally bind the Spanish NT to call up Sergi. Here is the first draft:
trust me, they’ll never know!!
General Tello’s men are all people who support RM AND Barca so if you throw a cookie, they’ll go fetch it and abandon him like the sad dictator, manipulator that he is!!
While Kiko moves on to a smooth jazz set list in his silk robe and special big boy cigarette.
Anonymous asked:
WHAAAT? Why no? He's a awesome footballer!
These are the players who have been called up:
Keepers: David de Gea (Manchester United) and Diego Mariño (Villarreal)
Defenders: Mikel San Jose (Athletic Bilbao), Alvaro Dominguez (Atletico Madrid), Martin Montoya (Barcelona), Cesar Azpilicueta (Marseille), Didac Vila (Espanyol), Botia (Sporting Gijon), Victor Ruiz (Valencia)
Midfielders: Ander Iturraspe (Athletic Bilbao), Ander Herrera (Athletic Bilbao), Oscar de Marcos (Athletic Bilbao), Koke (Atletico Madrid), Oriol Romeu (Chelsea), Isco (Malaga)
Forwards: Diego Capel (Sporting Lisbon), Adrian Lopez (Atletico Madrid), Cristian Tello (Barcelona), Isaac Cuenca (Barcelona), Rodrigo Moreno (Benfica)
The potential alternatives for MF are Ander Iturraspe (Athletic Bilbao), Oscar de Marcos (Athletic Bilbao), Koke (Atletico Madrid), Thiago (Barcelona). Sergi isn’t really being considered.
Yes, he’s an awesome footballer but there are many other awesome footballers in Spain so it all comes down to the coach’s decision which I cannot really answer for.
Anonymous asked:
Yes, is Spain NT U-21 (I'm stupid). Then he should not go to the Olympics?
No, he will not play in the Olympics.
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john-isner asked:
DAMN THEM! Then Sergi Gomez and I will plot a counter-apocalypse, during which organically grown turnips and potatoes will fall to the ground like Real Madrid players during el clasico! Also, I will have an army of thickly-eyebrowed soldiers kidnapping any and all manboys with curly hair in hopes of kidnapping Sergi Roberto himself, as Kiko DJ's in the background! THE SOUNDS OF SKRILLEX WILL BRING ANNA TO HER KNEES AND FORCE A SURRENDER!!! SUPREME RULER MUNI (and Gomez) HAS ARRIVED, BITCHES!
OMG LIES!!!! WE ALL KNOW SERGI GOMEZ’S ANTHEM IS “PIMP JUICE” BY NELLY, LBR. HE DOESN’T LISTEN TO SKRILLEX, IT’S INORGANIC MUSIC, EQUIVALENT TO CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!!
THE POSTER THEY’RE HOLDING UP IN THE LAST PICTURE IS OBVIOUSLY A DECLARATION OF WAR!!!
JUST WAIT UNTIL SERGI AND ANNA’S SECRET SERVICE INFILTRATES KIKO’S ITUNES PLAYLIST!!! ALL THAT SKRILLEX AND DEADMOU5 WILL BE REPLACED WITH MAROON 5 AND MICHEL TELO AND, FROM THEIR HQ AT THE TOP OF THE EIFFEL TOWER, ANNA AND SERGI WILL GIGGLE AS THEY WATCH MUNI AND GOMEZ’S FORCES CRUMBLE UNDER THE IMMENSE PRESSURE TO PERFORM THE AI SE EU TE PEGO DANCE!!!
Anonymous asked:
Hi so I know you already answered the question but I am certain you know more than 'idk man!" You'd better tell me more about Sergi and Anna, because if they're dating, ANNA IS GOING DOWN!! SERGI IS MINE BITCHEZ!!!! Hugs and kisses and pens, Muni xoxo
OK, I CONFESS, THEY’RE ACTUALLY HANGING OUT TOGETHER TO PLOT AGAINST EUSEBIO AND/OR WORLD DOMINATION THROUGH THE MAGICAL POWER OF ICE-CREAM AND KITTEN DARK MAGIC. THEY’RE PLANNING A SACCHARINE APOCALYPSE DURING WHICH MINT AND COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM WILL FALL ON THE EARTH LIKE ZEUS’ TEARS, KITTENS WILL ROLLER SKATE ACROSS THE EARTH WRECKING HAVOC AS THEY TWIRL TO MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS MUSIC.
And suddenly, when the earth is still and heavy with death and destruction, Sergi and Anna will emerge from the ruins and smoke and stand among the corpses of the infidel proletariat (or profiteroles as my spell-check suggests) and declare VICTORY greater than that of the Russian Babushka vs Napoleon in 1812. Suddenly, dramatic Kanye West music will envelope the earth as they walk into the fiery sunset, strawberry ice-cream cone and plastic spoon in hand.
And all that will remain in their spot amid the ruins of civilization, will be this:
Anonymous asked:
why Sergi was not called for Spain NT U-20???
I think you mean the U21 team who’s playing against Estonia, right?
Well, he only has 1 cap with the U21 team. Also, probably because he didn’t really have an impressive season.
Anonymous asked:
Who's the Anna someone asked you about?
Anna is the nickname of Anastasia Beaverhouzen, Sergi’s accountant/stylist/dog-walker/neighbour.
Seriously, look at the main page.
